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Welcome to the blog Jay-Bo Productions, I'm your host Jansen Brennan Bordinhao. I am a 26 year old alum from The Ohio State University, born and raised in Las Vegas, NV working at XS Nightclub, owner of Strobe Light Media and City Legends Clothing. This where I post things that interest me or things I think you should know.

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  • December 31, 2009 2:58 pm
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    Skillz - 2009 Wrap Up

    Lyrics:

    The 09 Rap Up,
    Check, Yo Yo
    Im Bout To Put This Thing Again, 09 Is Outta Here
    20-10 Is In The Building, Time For A New Year (YURP!)
    Your Boy Skillz Back On His Grind, Lets Run It Back And Re-Cap 2009

    DC Starts Off The Conversation,
    Cuz We Was In Yo Town For The Inauguration
    We Froze Our Asses Off, It Wasnt Just Me
    That Was A Small Price To Pay To See History
    Biggies Movie Came Out And Got Shine,
    Ne-Yo And Jim Jones Got Scrappin Up In Loui Voutton
    TVs Went Digital, The Governments Lame;
    Yall Bought Them Boxes? To Me The sh-ts Still Looks The Same
    And I Dont Care About The Fate, Of John & Kate
    You Feel Sorry For Anybody It Should Be The Plus 8
    Having 7 Siblings Cant Be Calm,
    But Ill Take 20 Of Them Before I Take One Octo-Mom
    50 & Rick Ross, Thats A New Level Of Beefin.
    Lebron Got Dunked On And He Aint Want Us To See It
    The News Of Chris & Rihanna Broke In The Streets.
    T-Pain Got On The Golf Cart And Broke Some Teeth
    Tiny & Toya Got A Show? Thats Crazy.
    Tiny, You Gon Get A Second Season? (Yeaa Baby!)
    Run DMC They Got Their Own Street,
    And Jojo Got Caught Trying To Spark That Leaf
    Man The Game Is Bananas
    For Playing Hip-Hop Me And Jazzy Jeff Got Kicked Out Of Kansas
    Rick Ross Shades Was Phony & Fake,
    Enter a Newcomer By The Name Of Drake
    The Industry Got To Get It In Gear,
    Cuz Its Bad When A Mixtape Is Really The Album Of The Year
    And His Vid Wasnt Bad
    But I Was Mad At Them Breast I Never Had (Breast I Never Had)
    Eminem & Mariah, Sounded Bitter
    And We All Took To This New Thing Called Twitter
    Where You Could Follow Peeps Just To See What They Say
    And If You Want To You Could Follow Me @SkillzVA
    Bernie Madoff, He Was Playing For Keeps.
    Amber Rose Became Famous Without Having To Speak
    Black Eyed Peas Rolled Deep,
    They Blacked Perez Hiltons Eye And Made Him Pee In The Middle Of The Street
    Lil Wayne Did It Big, He Said He Wanted To F- Every Girl In The World
    And I Think He Did
    Chris Brown - Now Thats My Guy,
    But How He Do An Interview And All Yall Notice Was The Bow Tie?
    The Media Went Hard,
    Chris You Want Us To Forget Just Say What Really Happened In The Car
    Rihanna, She Kept Quiet - Until She Had An Album To Sell
    But We Still Aint Buy It
    Mike Vick & A.I. - Back In Action
    And We Were Shocked By The Loss Of Mr. Michael Jackson
    I Never Thought That Star Would Fall To The Ground,
    Mike Was Huge, The News Shut The Internet Down
    Through Your Music, You’ll Live On My Friend
    And I Know Well Never See A Talent Like You Again
    I Gotta Man Up, Cuz Even I Was A Fan Of..
    The Real House Wives Of Atlanta
    I Love Kandys Song, But That Kim?
    (Thats A Dirty Low Down Monkey With A Weave On)
    Tardy For The Party Brought Us Some Joy,
    But It Never Left The Ground — Just Like The Balloon Boy
    And To The Parents, Im Gonna Say Why-Lie!
    You Named Him Falcon? But That Dont Mean He Could Fly
    Far As R&B Goes, Trey Songz Is The Guy
    And Im A Grown Man, But Im Scared Of Lady Ga-Ga
    Drakes Knee Kept Saying Hey Bruh, Just Sit
    And Kanye Snatched The Mic From Taylor Swift
    Then The World Couldnt Stand Him
    (Im Really Happy For You — Ima Let You Finish)
    Man I Think He Playing That
    The Government, Yea They Think They Slick.
    What Happened To Clash & Clunkers, That s**t Came & Went
    The Hangover, Was Funny As Hell..
    And So Were The Rappers Who Couldnt Stay They Ass Out Of Jail
    Jay-Z Went On Oprah And Hit Number 1, She Gave Out A Lot Of Chicken,
    But She Aint Give Him None
    H1N1 Is Causing Drama
    And We Was All Shaking Our Heads At Lil Mama
    Like, Why Was You On Stage? Nobody Gave You A Cue,
    And With A Head That Big, You Should Have Thought That Through!
    Nicki Minaj Gave Female MCs Some Help,
    But If She Signed Your Boob You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself
    Whitney Houston Got Back To Working
    And Kids Came Up With This Thing Called Jerkin
    Where You Take Dancing & Rappin, Combine The Two
    Newsflash: Come On Son That Aint Nothing New
    Nas & Kelis They Could’nt Get That Thing Back
    Diddy Holla At Me If You Want That Ring Back
    Jamie, He Blamed It On The Alcohol And Maybe Thats What Made J-Lo Fall
    Health Care Got Passed And Thats Whats Good,
    But The Idiot Of The Year Is Tiger Woods
    (Its Uh, Its Tiger..)
    Could You Say Fail? Who Else Is Named Tiger?
    Why Would You Leave The Name On The Voicemail?
    He Changed The Game I Suppose
    Who Would Have Though He Was Putting 18 Holes
    T.I. Came Home, After 7 Months.. I Cant Watch Moniques Show,
    Cuz She Yells Too Much
    And We Mourned This Year,
    I Got To Say — Every Other Day.. Somebody Passed Away
    Mr. Magic, Roc Raida, My Man Baatin, Darian, And My Friend A-M
    It Was A Very Sad Year To Say The Least,
    So To Everybody We Lost.. Rest In Peace

    Uhh Ya Boy Skillz And I Did It Again, Welcoming Yall To 2010.